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Longest E-quiz (dont call me sigma)
Found a good old fashioned quiz thing so I'm doing it myself. And no, I don't know this person.
YES I am putting it under a cut. You should SEE how long this thing is.
(That's what she said!!!!)
1. Last beverage:
water, unless you count having to swallow a fuckload of my own snot waterfalling through all my sinus orifices.
2. Last phone call:
Recieved. A little response in response to a very upset email I sent to one person, who called me to reassure I guess, but I don't think I remember anything he said.
3. Last song you listened to:
Oh I'm listening right now! Nidohogg from Ar Tonelico 1 soundtrack
4. Last time you cried:
If you mean "emotional upset" crying, then last week. If you mean "I'm okay in the feelings but there is a torrent of water coming from my eyes as a result of blocked sinuses".... then this morning.
5. Have you dated someone twice:
NO?????? Why would you?! You never get back with your ex!!!! If they left you, then that's their loss and they don't get to have you again. If you left them, THERE WAS A REASON YOU LEFT THEM???
6. Have you ever been cheated on:
I've never DATED, my friend.
7. Kissed someone & regretted it:
Nope. I actually run a thousand lightning-quick simulations in my head before I do, because I got kissed once and wanted to rip my face off in disgust, so I always make sure if the situation is right AND whether I'm committing to it or not.
8. Have you lost someone special:
BASHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I lost mink when I was like 8, but found him again.
9. What are your three favorite colors:
Tirquoise? Orange? Teal?
10. Met someone who changed you in the past month:
I've met some cool people in the last month, but good luck trying to change me.
11. Kissed anyone on your friends list:
No, but there are people on my friends list who are also on a secret "would kiss" list. Curse distance. XD
12. How many kids do you want:
None for me, thanks.
13. Do you want any pets:
Not atm.
14. Do you want to change your name:
Which name? I have many. Like all gods.
15. What did you do for your last birthday:
idk. maccas probably.
16. What time did you wake up today:
Several times. Didn't get up til half 9 though.
17. Name something you CANNOT wait for:
Hmm. I can wait.
18. Last time you saw your mother:
That's a secret I will not make known to the internet.
19. Most visited webpage:
tumblr, youtube, dreamwidth, dA
20. Nicknames:
any combination of i + z + bryt
21. Relationship status:
Sobbing over ice cream.
22. Zodiac sign:
Virgo.
23. Male or female:
Sure, ok.
24. Height:
169 babeeeeeeeeyyyyy
25. Do you have a crush on someone:
I think it's very strange that when he said he vapes, I was not IMMEDIATELY repulsed.
26. Piercings:
Used to.
27. Tattoos:
Nope.
28. Strong or Weak:
Both.
FIRSTS
29. First surgery:
Some ear thing.
30. First best friend:
Beloved rival.
31. First sport you joined:
.................Listen, I know chess isn't a SPORT, exactly, but it's the only thing I signed up for at school.
32. First vacation:
U! S! A!!!!! U! S! A!!!!
33. First school:
ThE sChOoL oF hArD kNoCkS
34. First pair of trainers:
School plimsols, my friend.
WHICH IS BETTER
35. Lips or eyes:
Neither. Both are too complicated to look at. Give me hands or give me death!!!
36. Hugs or kisses:
You can't really hug a cat if it's busy going somewhere else, but you can sure as hell give them a little peck as they go by.
37. Shorter or taller:
I'm assuming this whole section is romance based. Y'all know me. I like my monsters and supernatural beings. If you're under 11 ft, just go home, buddy, you have no chance.
38. Older or younger:
Well apparently I've liked both.
39. Romantic or spontaneous:
How are these things in the same category? Like? Traditional romance? That can fuck off. And so can spontaniety, actually. I hate surprises. >:P
40. Sensitive or loud:
I am sensitive and I dislike loud noises.
41. Hook-up or relationship:
Relationship, but with anarchy.
42. Shy or outgoing:
Too shy and they won't follow me around on my adventures.
.......can you imagine if someone was loud AND shy? what does that even look like?
HAVE YOU EVER
43. Kissed a stranger:
What defines stranger? Because I've kissed cats who I've only met a couple minutes ago. The friendly ones. You know the ones.
44. Gotten a speeding ticket:
Nah
45. Lost glasses/contacts:
Every time I put them down.
46. Sex on first date:
Depends. >:¬)
47. Broken someone's heart:
Well I think so yes.
48. Been arrested:
Nope.
49. Have you turned someone down:
Funny how you believe anyone has come up to me and explicitly asked. I did friend zone a couple times, which is kind of the same thing. Like when you get that notification every minute that's like "did you remind them they're in the friendzone yet?"
50. Fallen for a friend:
Every one of them. Beautiful people. LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!
51. Moved out of town:
Yes. But then I moved back.
BELIEVE IN
52. Miracles:
aRe YoU a BeLiEvEr In MiRaClEs
53. Love at first sight:
In a sense, yes.
54. Heaven:
I guess.
55. Santa Claus:
Oh, quiz, no, don't tell me you're one of those conspiracy theorists. One of those who thinks santa "isn't real" and instead EVERY parent in the WORLD collectively decided to spend their hard earned money on presents that they then attribute to someone else???
56. Kiss on the first date:
So like, every time it says "kiss" in here, does it mean a full on makeout garbage? Because I'm not doing that even if I marry them. Makeout kissing is fucking gross. You're getting a peck on the top of the head and you're going to like it.
57. Angels:
I sure hope so! Are they single???
58. Yourself:
Ye.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
59. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time:
No.
Quiz did not provide opportunity to expose my serial theyfriend cheating campaign.
60. Been in love with someone you couldn't be with?:
EVERY TIME, APPARENTLY.
61. Ever cheated on somebody:
No?
62. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?:
Fuck no. Time travel is a sin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
63. Are you afraid of falling in love:
Am I afraid of normal daily occurences? No. xD
64. Was your last relationship a mistake?
implying i have had anything even remotely resembling a "relationship"
65. Do you miss your last relationship?
I miss bash.
66. Who did you last say “i love you†to?
The cat that I've named White Collar who comes in my garden sometimes.
67. Have you ever been depressed?
I have fit the medical criteria for depression, yes.
68. Are you insecure?
No, damnit! But people keep thinking so, for some reason. "Potential" that is covered up by me is MASKING, not INSECURITY.
69. How do you want to die?
I'd rather not, thanks. Got stuff to do.
70. Do you bite your nails?
Nope, but I bite everything else.
71. When was your last physical fight?
When I had to evict Black Squirrel for shouting at Bob and trying to pretend like it was her garden. It's Bob's garden now.
72. Do you have an attitude?
Yes
73. Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Both.
74. Do you tan a lot?
I don't go outside.
75. Ever eaten food in a car while someone or you are driving?
Absolutely not!!!!!!!! It would come back up almost immediately!!!!
76. Ever made out in a bathroom?
Nope.
77. Would you take any of your exes back?
What exes.
78. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
God damn it, NO.
79. What are your plans for this weekend?
What day is it ....
Wednesday.
Finish being ill, I guess.
80. Do you type fast?
Ye
81. Can you spell well?
W-E-L-L.
82: What are you craving right now?
I'm just here right now.
83. Have you ever been on a horse?
I have never been within 10 feet of a horse. Indeed, when I hear a horse trotting by, I fly from it as if I am magnetically repulsed. Horses are beautiful and majestic, but also fucking terrifying.
84. Would you live with someone without marrying them?
"someone" meaning a partner? 'Cause I've like ....... I'd live wit hfriend.s
85. What’s irritating you right now?
THIS FUCKING JUST SNEEZE OR DONT , DONT PLAY AROUND TEASING ME WIT HTHESE FUCKING NOSE ITCHES, JUST SNEEDE
86. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
Uh, each of them? My emotions are kind of 200%
87. Does somebody love you?
Everyone adores me.
88. Have you ever changed clothes in a car?
Nope.
89. Milk chocolate or white chocolate?
No love for dark? Anyway, milk is my answer.
90. Do you have trust issues?
Not really.
91. Longest relationship?
Big fat zero.
92: Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
There is probably a future partner I haven't even met yet who's pining about not having a partner. No exes, though.
93. Have you ever walked outside in your PJs?
Everything I wear has at one point been an item I sleep in, so .... yes?
94. Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
No. Or yes. The reason is because shit happens.
95. Did you have dream last night?
Something about a swimming pool.
96. Have you ever been out of state?
I was bORN out of state, babeyy. (Non-american)
97. Do you play the Wii?
.... I don't think I've ever touched a wii controller.
98. Do you like Chinese food?
Probably not. I haven't eaten any.
99. Are you afraid of the dark?
Nope.
100. Is cheating ever okay?
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLAY THE GAME AS IT WAS INTENDED TO BE PLAYED!!!!!!!!!! JUST GET GOOD!!!!!!! I'M LOOKING AT YOU, PERSON WHOSE NAME STARTS WITH A C WHO I PLAYED UNDERTALE NO MERCY RUN WITH AND SHE PUT A CHEAT ON IT!!!!!!!!
101. What year has been your best?
CAN I PLEASE JUST SNEEZE INSTEAD OF HAVING MY NOSE GO BERSERK WITH TINGLING.
102. Do you believe in true love?
True love is stored in the purr.
103. Favorite weather?
Stardew Valley's autumn.
104. Do you like the snow?
Y. E. S.
105. Do you like the outside?
I love outdoors, it's just full of PEOPLE.
106. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
No. Some of the characters in this hentai game I'm playing call the player baby. And I'm like, no. Stop that.
107. Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
Not possible considering after about 5 minutes I'd throw up in their mouth from sheer disgust and then we'd have to clean up.
108. What makes you happy?
Cats. Drawings. M I N K.
109. Ever been to Alaska?
Nope.
110. Ever been to Hawaii?
Nope.
111. Do you watch the news?
Nah, I hate news. If something's that important, it'll get brought up in conversation or someone's Facebook profile picture will have a temporary new banner for the cause.
112. Do you love MTV?
Never had it.
113. Do you like subway?
Just their hashbrowns. Nice with Warburton's thins.
114 Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
Yeah, I have no idea where the cat is right now.
115. Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Wait who?
I don't even think I know any dudes.
Thomas???????
Of course Thomas adores me. I know he does. I fucking invented toliki.
116. Why did you decide to do this quiz?
Fuckdamn, I'm regretting it now. Someone said "i put a long survey on my website" so I was like LETS FUCKING ANSWER, but it ended up not being a SURVEY, but one of those e-quizzes of yonder years.
117. Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided them?
YEAH I HAVE NO TOLERANCE FOR PERVERT ASSHOLES. Literally everyone else at least gets a hey. But if this motherfucker ever tries to be friendly with me ever again, I'm gonna tell him to fuck off. No is a complete sentence. And is an acceptable answer to "haven't seen you for a while, how've you been?"
(And by pervert I mean harrasser, real-life boundary crosser, NOT the kind of feral simps who I'm friends with)
118. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
I'm working hard on "being my complete self" whether or not friends are in the room.
119. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
Talked to, like spoke to? 'Cause I've been sending a whole bunch of emails......
120. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Probably Charlotte. No, not that Charlotte. There is a new Charlotte. Who is forever and always ranked lower than the #1 Charlotte of all time. Even if I MARRY a Charlotte, that Charlotte would still only be #2 on the list. og charlotte best charlotte.
Charlotte Charlotte Charlotte is no longer a word.
121. Ever bought condoms?
Nope. EVERY DICK OWNER I EVER ASKED OUT FUCKING TURNED ME DOWN. ;_;
122. Ever gotten pregnant?
Noooo thank you.
123. Have you ever slipped on ice?
Maybe when I was like 5.
124 Have you ever missed the bus?
Only the ones where it's an hour until the next one comes.
125. Have you left the house without money?
...............idk probably
I've definitely left the house "cashless" with just my card.
126. Have you ever smoked cigarettes?
Only second hand.
127. Have you ever smoked a cigar?
Yeah right after I put on a suit and sat back in my executive chair...... /s
128. Did you ever drink alcohol?
A couple sips here and there. Awful stuff.
129. Did you ever watch “The Breakfast Club�
Yeeeeears ago.
130. Have you ever been overweight?
no :(
131. Ever been to a wedding?
Yes.
132. Ever been in a wedding?
Like you mean my own wedding? ..... No. I didn't go. /s
133. Have you ever been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
That's a rather small number, don't you think?
134. Did you ever watch TV for 5 hours straight?
I don't think so. Even if it was on, I'd be drawing eventually.
135. Ever kissed in the rain?
No, cats run and hide when it rains.
136. Did you ever shower with someone else?
No
137. Did you ever fail a driver’s test?
Never taken one.
138. Ever been outside your home country?
Uh,. once.
139. Ever been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
Laughs in British
140. Ever been to a professional sports game?
No
141. Have you ever broken a bone?
Nope.
142. Did you ever win a trophy in your life?
I am the nightmare "participation trophy" recipient your mother's meeting warned you about.
143. Ever get engaged?
No.
By the way, what the heck are these normie ass quetions?
144. Have you ever been on a diet?
Does vegetarian count?
145. Have you ever been on TV?
No
146. Ever ridden in a taxi?
Yes. And the last time, I threw up in it. So, no more taxis for me! lmao
147. Ever been to prom?
Nope, I avoided it entirely.
148. Ever stayed up for 24 hours or more?
Probably.
149 Have you ever been to a concert?
Yessssssss my girlssssssssss
150. Have you ever had a crush on someone at work?
Fuck yeah. How else do you combat corporate boredom than by looking at someones lovely face
151. Have you ever been in a car accident?
Nope. I'm wondering if I'll ever even step foot in a car ever again.
152. Ever had braces?
No
153. Did you ever learn another language?
Now that's more like it!!!! I haven't had a threesome wth people, but I've done three languages at once before!!!!!!
154. Do you wear make-up?
Ew no. Get that sticky stuff OFF my face, plesase.
155. Did you ever have your wisdom teeth taken out?
no
156. Did you ever kiss someone a different race than yourself?
Human race. Feline race. Alien race. Fuck, man, of course not.
157. Ever dyed your hair?
I put some purple in once.
158. Did you ever wear someone else’s clothes?
Hand-me-0downs, babyyyyyyy! Fuck yeah, poverty!!!!!
159. Ever ridden in an ambulance?
No.
160. Ever ridden in a helicopter?
No.
161. Ever caught the stove on fire?
Only in the sims.
162. Ever meet someone famous?
I met a freemason once. I'm afraid that's all I've got.
163. Ever been on an airplane?
Yes, takeoff and landing is NASTYY
164. Ever been on a boat?
I didn't like being on a boat, either, actually.
165. Ever broken something expensive?
Dropped out of college.
166. Did you ever kiss someone before you were 14?
Yeah my damn grandparents, stupid quz.
167. Did you ever find something valuable on the ground?
People's discarded shopping lists at the supermarket.
Thank fuck that's over. That was LONGGGGG. I'm a different person now.
YES I am putting it under a cut. You should SEE how long this thing is.
(That's what she said!!!!)
1. Last beverage:
water, unless you count having to swallow a fuckload of my own snot waterfalling through all my sinus orifices.
2. Last phone call:
Recieved. A little response in response to a very upset email I sent to one person, who called me to reassure I guess, but I don't think I remember anything he said.
3. Last song you listened to:
Oh I'm listening right now! Nidohogg from Ar Tonelico 1 soundtrack
4. Last time you cried:
If you mean "emotional upset" crying, then last week. If you mean "I'm okay in the feelings but there is a torrent of water coming from my eyes as a result of blocked sinuses".... then this morning.
5. Have you dated someone twice:
NO?????? Why would you?! You never get back with your ex!!!! If they left you, then that's their loss and they don't get to have you again. If you left them, THERE WAS A REASON YOU LEFT THEM???
6. Have you ever been cheated on:
I've never DATED, my friend.
7. Kissed someone & regretted it:
Nope. I actually run a thousand lightning-quick simulations in my head before I do, because I got kissed once and wanted to rip my face off in disgust, so I always make sure if the situation is right AND whether I'm committing to it or not.
8. Have you lost someone special:
BASHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I lost mink when I was like 8, but found him again.
9. What are your three favorite colors:
Tirquoise? Orange? Teal?
10. Met someone who changed you in the past month:
I've met some cool people in the last month, but good luck trying to change me.
11. Kissed anyone on your friends list:
No, but there are people on my friends list who are also on a secret "would kiss" list. Curse distance. XD
12. How many kids do you want:
None for me, thanks.
13. Do you want any pets:
Not atm.
14. Do you want to change your name:
Which name? I have many. Like all gods.
15. What did you do for your last birthday:
idk. maccas probably.
16. What time did you wake up today:
Several times. Didn't get up til half 9 though.
17. Name something you CANNOT wait for:
Hmm. I can wait.
18. Last time you saw your mother:
That's a secret I will not make known to the internet.
19. Most visited webpage:
tumblr, youtube, dreamwidth, dA
20. Nicknames:
any combination of i + z + bryt
21. Relationship status:
Sobbing over ice cream.
22. Zodiac sign:
Virgo.
23. Male or female:
Sure, ok.
24. Height:
169 babeeeeeeeeyyyyy
25. Do you have a crush on someone:
I think it's very strange that when he said he vapes, I was not IMMEDIATELY repulsed.
26. Piercings:
Used to.
27. Tattoos:
Nope.
28. Strong or Weak:
Both.
FIRSTS
29. First surgery:
Some ear thing.
30. First best friend:
Beloved rival.
31. First sport you joined:
.................Listen, I know chess isn't a SPORT, exactly, but it's the only thing I signed up for at school.
32. First vacation:
U! S! A!!!!! U! S! A!!!!
33. First school:
ThE sChOoL oF hArD kNoCkS
34. First pair of trainers:
School plimsols, my friend.
WHICH IS BETTER
35. Lips or eyes:
Neither. Both are too complicated to look at. Give me hands or give me death!!!
36. Hugs or kisses:
You can't really hug a cat if it's busy going somewhere else, but you can sure as hell give them a little peck as they go by.
37. Shorter or taller:
I'm assuming this whole section is romance based. Y'all know me. I like my monsters and supernatural beings. If you're under 11 ft, just go home, buddy, you have no chance.
38. Older or younger:
Well apparently I've liked both.
39. Romantic or spontaneous:
How are these things in the same category? Like? Traditional romance? That can fuck off. And so can spontaniety, actually. I hate surprises. >:P
40. Sensitive or loud:
I am sensitive and I dislike loud noises.
41. Hook-up or relationship:
Relationship, but with anarchy.
42. Shy or outgoing:
Too shy and they won't follow me around on my adventures.
.......can you imagine if someone was loud AND shy? what does that even look like?
HAVE YOU EVER
43. Kissed a stranger:
What defines stranger? Because I've kissed cats who I've only met a couple minutes ago. The friendly ones. You know the ones.
44. Gotten a speeding ticket:
Nah
45. Lost glasses/contacts:
Every time I put them down.
46. Sex on first date:
Depends. >:¬)
47. Broken someone's heart:
Well I think so yes.
48. Been arrested:
Nope.
49. Have you turned someone down:
Funny how you believe anyone has come up to me and explicitly asked. I did friend zone a couple times, which is kind of the same thing. Like when you get that notification every minute that's like "did you remind them they're in the friendzone yet?"
50. Fallen for a friend:
Every one of them. Beautiful people. LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!
51. Moved out of town:
Yes. But then I moved back.
BELIEVE IN
52. Miracles:
aRe YoU a BeLiEvEr In MiRaClEs
53. Love at first sight:
In a sense, yes.
54. Heaven:
I guess.
55. Santa Claus:
Oh, quiz, no, don't tell me you're one of those conspiracy theorists. One of those who thinks santa "isn't real" and instead EVERY parent in the WORLD collectively decided to spend their hard earned money on presents that they then attribute to someone else???
56. Kiss on the first date:
So like, every time it says "kiss" in here, does it mean a full on makeout garbage? Because I'm not doing that even if I marry them. Makeout kissing is fucking gross. You're getting a peck on the top of the head and you're going to like it.
57. Angels:
I sure hope so! Are they single???
58. Yourself:
Ye.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
59. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time:
No.
Quiz did not provide opportunity to expose my serial theyfriend cheating campaign.
60. Been in love with someone you couldn't be with?:
EVERY TIME, APPARENTLY.
61. Ever cheated on somebody:
No?
62. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?:
Fuck no. Time travel is a sin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
63. Are you afraid of falling in love:
Am I afraid of normal daily occurences? No. xD
64. Was your last relationship a mistake?
implying i have had anything even remotely resembling a "relationship"
65. Do you miss your last relationship?
I miss bash.
66. Who did you last say “i love you†to?
The cat that I've named White Collar who comes in my garden sometimes.
67. Have you ever been depressed?
I have fit the medical criteria for depression, yes.
68. Are you insecure?
No, damnit! But people keep thinking so, for some reason. "Potential" that is covered up by me is MASKING, not INSECURITY.
69. How do you want to die?
I'd rather not, thanks. Got stuff to do.
70. Do you bite your nails?
Nope, but I bite everything else.
71. When was your last physical fight?
When I had to evict Black Squirrel for shouting at Bob and trying to pretend like it was her garden. It's Bob's garden now.
72. Do you have an attitude?
Yes
73. Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Both.
74. Do you tan a lot?
I don't go outside.
75. Ever eaten food in a car while someone or you are driving?
Absolutely not!!!!!!!! It would come back up almost immediately!!!!
76. Ever made out in a bathroom?
Nope.
77. Would you take any of your exes back?
What exes.
78. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
God damn it, NO.
79. What are your plans for this weekend?
What day is it ....
Wednesday.
Finish being ill, I guess.
80. Do you type fast?
Ye
81. Can you spell well?
W-E-L-L.
82: What are you craving right now?
I'm just here right now.
83. Have you ever been on a horse?
I have never been within 10 feet of a horse. Indeed, when I hear a horse trotting by, I fly from it as if I am magnetically repulsed. Horses are beautiful and majestic, but also fucking terrifying.
84. Would you live with someone without marrying them?
"someone" meaning a partner? 'Cause I've like ....... I'd live wit hfriend.s
85. What’s irritating you right now?
THIS FUCKING JUST SNEEZE OR DONT , DONT PLAY AROUND TEASING ME WIT HTHESE FUCKING NOSE ITCHES, JUST SNEEDE
86. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
Uh, each of them? My emotions are kind of 200%
87. Does somebody love you?
Everyone adores me.
88. Have you ever changed clothes in a car?
Nope.
89. Milk chocolate or white chocolate?
No love for dark? Anyway, milk is my answer.
90. Do you have trust issues?
Not really.
91. Longest relationship?
Big fat zero.
92: Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
There is probably a future partner I haven't even met yet who's pining about not having a partner. No exes, though.
93. Have you ever walked outside in your PJs?
Everything I wear has at one point been an item I sleep in, so .... yes?
94. Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
No. Or yes. The reason is because shit happens.
95. Did you have dream last night?
Something about a swimming pool.
96. Have you ever been out of state?
I was bORN out of state, babeyy. (Non-american)
97. Do you play the Wii?
.... I don't think I've ever touched a wii controller.
98. Do you like Chinese food?
Probably not. I haven't eaten any.
99. Are you afraid of the dark?
Nope.
100. Is cheating ever okay?
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLAY THE GAME AS IT WAS INTENDED TO BE PLAYED!!!!!!!!!! JUST GET GOOD!!!!!!! I'M LOOKING AT YOU, PERSON WHOSE NAME STARTS WITH A C WHO I PLAYED UNDERTALE NO MERCY RUN WITH AND SHE PUT A CHEAT ON IT!!!!!!!!
101. What year has been your best?
CAN I PLEASE JUST SNEEZE INSTEAD OF HAVING MY NOSE GO BERSERK WITH TINGLING.
102. Do you believe in true love?
True love is stored in the purr.
103. Favorite weather?
Stardew Valley's autumn.
104. Do you like the snow?
Y. E. S.
105. Do you like the outside?
I love outdoors, it's just full of PEOPLE.
106. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
No. Some of the characters in this hentai game I'm playing call the player baby. And I'm like, no. Stop that.
107. Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
Not possible considering after about 5 minutes I'd throw up in their mouth from sheer disgust and then we'd have to clean up.
108. What makes you happy?
Cats. Drawings. M I N K.
109. Ever been to Alaska?
Nope.
110. Ever been to Hawaii?
Nope.
111. Do you watch the news?
Nah, I hate news. If something's that important, it'll get brought up in conversation or someone's Facebook profile picture will have a temporary new banner for the cause.
112. Do you love MTV?
Never had it.
113. Do you like subway?
Just their hashbrowns. Nice with Warburton's thins.
114 Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
Yeah, I have no idea where the cat is right now.
115. Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Wait who?
I don't even think I know any dudes.
Thomas???????
Of course Thomas adores me. I know he does. I fucking invented toliki.
116. Why did you decide to do this quiz?
Fuckdamn, I'm regretting it now. Someone said "i put a long survey on my website" so I was like LETS FUCKING ANSWER, but it ended up not being a SURVEY, but one of those e-quizzes of yonder years.
117. Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided them?
YEAH I HAVE NO TOLERANCE FOR PERVERT ASSHOLES. Literally everyone else at least gets a hey. But if this motherfucker ever tries to be friendly with me ever again, I'm gonna tell him to fuck off. No is a complete sentence. And is an acceptable answer to "haven't seen you for a while, how've you been?"
(And by pervert I mean harrasser, real-life boundary crosser, NOT the kind of feral simps who I'm friends with)
118. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
I'm working hard on "being my complete self" whether or not friends are in the room.
119. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
Talked to, like spoke to? 'Cause I've been sending a whole bunch of emails......
120. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Probably Charlotte. No, not that Charlotte. There is a new Charlotte. Who is forever and always ranked lower than the #1 Charlotte of all time. Even if I MARRY a Charlotte, that Charlotte would still only be #2 on the list. og charlotte best charlotte.
Charlotte Charlotte Charlotte is no longer a word.
121. Ever bought condoms?
Nope. EVERY DICK OWNER I EVER ASKED OUT FUCKING TURNED ME DOWN. ;_;
122. Ever gotten pregnant?
Noooo thank you.
123. Have you ever slipped on ice?
Maybe when I was like 5.
124 Have you ever missed the bus?
Only the ones where it's an hour until the next one comes.
125. Have you left the house without money?
...............idk probably
I've definitely left the house "cashless" with just my card.
126. Have you ever smoked cigarettes?
Only second hand.
127. Have you ever smoked a cigar?
Yeah right after I put on a suit and sat back in my executive chair...... /s
128. Did you ever drink alcohol?
A couple sips here and there. Awful stuff.
129. Did you ever watch “The Breakfast Club�
Yeeeeears ago.
130. Have you ever been overweight?
no :(
131. Ever been to a wedding?
Yes.
132. Ever been in a wedding?
Like you mean my own wedding? ..... No. I didn't go. /s
133. Have you ever been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
That's a rather small number, don't you think?
134. Did you ever watch TV for 5 hours straight?
I don't think so. Even if it was on, I'd be drawing eventually.
135. Ever kissed in the rain?
No, cats run and hide when it rains.
136. Did you ever shower with someone else?
No
137. Did you ever fail a driver’s test?
Never taken one.
138. Ever been outside your home country?
Uh,. once.
139. Ever been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
Laughs in British
140. Ever been to a professional sports game?
No
141. Have you ever broken a bone?
Nope.
142. Did you ever win a trophy in your life?
I am the nightmare "participation trophy" recipient your mother's meeting warned you about.
143. Ever get engaged?
No.
By the way, what the heck are these normie ass quetions?
144. Have you ever been on a diet?
Does vegetarian count?
145. Have you ever been on TV?
No
146. Ever ridden in a taxi?
Yes. And the last time, I threw up in it. So, no more taxis for me! lmao
147. Ever been to prom?
Nope, I avoided it entirely.
148. Ever stayed up for 24 hours or more?
Probably.
149 Have you ever been to a concert?
Yessssssss my girlssssssssss
150. Have you ever had a crush on someone at work?
Fuck yeah. How else do you combat corporate boredom than by looking at someones lovely face
151. Have you ever been in a car accident?
Nope. I'm wondering if I'll ever even step foot in a car ever again.
152. Ever had braces?
No
153. Did you ever learn another language?
Now that's more like it!!!! I haven't had a threesome wth people, but I've done three languages at once before!!!!!!
154. Do you wear make-up?
Ew no. Get that sticky stuff OFF my face, plesase.
155. Did you ever have your wisdom teeth taken out?
no
156. Did you ever kiss someone a different race than yourself?
Human race. Feline race. Alien race. Fuck, man, of course not.
157. Ever dyed your hair?
I put some purple in once.
158. Did you ever wear someone else’s clothes?
Hand-me-0downs, babyyyyyyy! Fuck yeah, poverty!!!!!
159. Ever ridden in an ambulance?
No.
160. Ever ridden in a helicopter?
No.
161. Ever caught the stove on fire?
Only in the sims.
162. Ever meet someone famous?
I met a freemason once. I'm afraid that's all I've got.
163. Ever been on an airplane?
Yes, takeoff and landing is NASTYY
164. Ever been on a boat?
I didn't like being on a boat, either, actually.
165. Ever broken something expensive?
Dropped out of college.
166. Did you ever kiss someone before you were 14?
Yeah my damn grandparents, stupid quz.
167. Did you ever find something valuable on the ground?
People's discarded shopping lists at the supermarket.
Thank fuck that's over. That was LONGGGGG. I'm a different person now.