post show blues + how much longer must i endure being single

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if you find yourself shaking in your boots unable to speak or even breathe to tell a cashier that they’re cute and if not seeing anyone how about a date – just write your name and number on a piece of paper and hand it over!!!!!!!!!!!! just like in the movies!!!!!!!!!!!!

try not to give yourself the chance to look and see their eyes reading it, though. you gotta run away BEFORE that happens or the feelings will all come crashing over you at once.

and remember, all advice is autobiographical.

#what button opens the settings menu
#i don't want to play on hard mode any more

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i am not “too much”

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also i deserve someone who taps on the counter to music

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also side note: is youtube suddenly italicised for anyone else?

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ok ive calmed down